"Oh my god, girl...look, I don't want to minimize what you're going through, I'm sorry you're struggling with these changes..but holy SHIT is that huge milkbag turning me on! And I'm gonna get one of those, too?! That's wild...what does it feel like? No, don't tell me, I'll experience it myself soon enough. I see you're, um, conflicted about this...you don't look like you're enjoying yourself, but that drip says otherwise...do we need to find you a bull? Or maybe I can help you with that, if you're ready to drop to all fours...don't worry, I'm here with ya, we'll get through this together.
...Man, since I'm taller, you think mine will be even bigger?"