"Ohhhh my god...y-you're a natural at this, wow...look at you go...a-agh! Ah...no, don't stop, that wasn't a cry of pain, h-holy shit...
What are the chances...of getting sprayed by a random skunk, which turns you into a hairy, well-endowed skunk...then, while wandering the wilderness wondering what to do with your life now, meeting someone else who had the same thing happen to them, and come to find out you're both lesbians...and she happens to be an expert at eating out.
What a world we live in...u-ugh! D-deeper, please...god, your tongue is so long..."