"Ohh, yes, yess! There's so much of you...I'm so stretched out...but I ne-HEEE-eed more! Fill me, my stallion...
To think, that real estate agent was so eager to sell this old farm...maybe he knew the barn would turn us into horses? Maybe he thought people would freak out and shy away from the place if they knew...? But if anyone knew how this feels...what it's like to feel your thick equine folds impaled by a massive rod like yours, when you're firing on all cylinders...haahh...w-we haven't gotten a lot of work done getting the farm up and running, but I don't care!! This is all I want, all I need...every day... -whinny-"