Cling to what you can
Added 2025-02-09 21:00:10 +0000 UTC"Oh, uh, hi...heheh, you saw me up here? Guess I don't blend in very well...and I'm not very good at quietly scrambling up trees yet.
I, um. I don't suppose you'd want to just walk on by without questioning why you saw a big weird half-squirrel lady? ...Yeah, didn't think so. -sigh- Alright, look...I don't know how to explain this...I've been cursed, somehow. I had a nice house, nice backyard, and I liked watching the birds. I used to get really annoyed at all the squirrels emptying my bird feeders, and I'd chase them off...throw things at them...maybe I was meaner than I should've been? Anyway, one day I went out to scare them off and...something happened, the squirrels did something, and I started turning into this. Fur everywhere, a snout...extra teats...I didn't know what to do, I couldn't just go back to work the next day like normal. Felt different too, mentally...felt like I needed to run off into the woods, so I did. And here I am. Just trying to...figure some things out. Don't want to end up as a science experiment or a big public spectacle or anything. Please don't let anyone know you saw me here? If you want to help...maybe you could bring me some walnuts? And peanuts, and cashews. Just leave 'em at the base of the tree here."
