Don't just stand there, help me undo this
Added 2025-02-06 00:02:08 +0000 UTC"Grrr...c'mon, there has to be a way to fix this!
How was I supposed to know this used to be a genetic modification facility?! Just wanted to do some urban exploration, check out those abandoned buildings you always wonder about...take some photos for the blog, in, out. But just lean on the wrong pile of junk, the whole thing collapses, and you end up soaked in whatever-the-fuck...now look at me! All furry, with paws and...a-and teats...don't even start with cougar jokes, or I'm pushing you in that sludge too!
I can't believe the power still works here...there has to be something on this computer about an antidote, or reversal process, or something...right? O-or...or is this the REASON this place is abandoned...I don't want to think about that, c'mon, it's getting harder for me to type, please see if you can find anything!"
