"SQUEEEAAAL! O-oh god, I'm...u-urgh...my body! How is this happening?! -snrrk- I'm...ohh, I'm bloating up so much, I feel like a beached whale...why am I growing so much gross hair?! And my...my tits are sagging, getting absolutely ridiculous, it's hard to stand upright... -groooink- Maybe that's more because of the hooves...
Ohh, people are staring...don't look at me-eeee, I'm hideous! ...I mean, I need help, I just...can I borrow your beach towel?! Maybe two or three of them? I have to...do something...but what can I do?! -squeeee-"