Invaluable Cow Science
Added 2025-02-03 21:28:48 +0000 UTC"You're being remarkably cooperative, considering the massive changes to your physiology over a short period of time. You've shown some signs of wooziness, or a slight decline in cognitive function, which of course we hope is temporary...I'm sure you remember the final testing stages in the experiment outline, the reproductive tests...it's important that we follow the procedure through to the end, in order to gather as much data as possible. Don't worry, we understand that your voice is a bit compromised, though anything you can describe about what you're experiencing would be invaluable.
Afterward you'll join the other test subjects in the holding pen...they're probably eager for another new friend, hopefully you find them to be good company. We'll be sure to let you know if we have any breakthroughs in reversing the changes. It shouldn't be too long before your experimental partner joins you as well, since as you know, the condition seems to be transmitted via bodily fluids...hmm...if we keep following these procedures to the letter, we may need to find some more scientists..."
