"A-ah! Yes, just like that...hahh...more...who would've thought...I mean, a few months back when that mix-up with the samples happened and I got stuck like this, I never thought anyone would be able to love me. I was already a chubby little nerd and didn't put any effort into my appearance...I love the field work out here in Africa, but some intimate attention would've been appreciated once in a while too, y'know? And then, this happened...the changes have been interesting to experience and document from a biological perspective, but I figured this closed the book on love. And then you came along...whether you really like me for me, or if you're just doing a good job faking it in order to indulge your hippo fantasies...either way, thank you.
...Can we do it in the river, next time? It's like a...nagging instinct I have, maybe irrational, but I need to see how it feels..."