"Ohh man, I can't believe we're finally seeing this movie, I'm so excited I could squeal! ...What? Oh, come on, you know I'm more comfortable this way, ever since turning into a pig. I watch movies like this all the time when we're at home...and you seem to appreciate the view well enough. -snort- Yes, I know we're in public, that's why I got us front row seats, nobody else is gonna look back at us and see me. C'mon, just let me hang it all out...I'll let you cop a feel, even if your fingers have popcorn grease on 'em." -grunt-