I swear I saw it happen
Added 2025-01-26 22:19:00 +0000 UTC"I was walkin' down toward Frank's place, y'know, on 81st? And you know Rob lives down that way, yeah, we threw darts with him a few times. Well it was the damndest thing, I get up to Rob's apartment and there he sits in the doorway, moanin' and groanin, only it's not normal Rob...he's halfway into turnin' into a cow! A full-on girl cow, with the bits and everything. Yeah, I bet he wasn't too happy about losin' his willy. He was writhin' and flailin' around, with hooves on the end of his arms instead of hands, and his feet were the same way. Had a giant pink udder too, bouncin' all over the place. Worst of all...I don't know what his deal was, but he was...squirtin' a bit. Not from the udder. Yeah, he seemed...excited, in spite of himself. Had this real desperate moo. Real embarrassing.
Hm? Did I help him? What was I supposed to do about a thing like that? Poor guy probably was glad I pretended not to notice, spare him some of the embarrassment. I'm not some kind of animal doctor, I don't know how to fix no man-cow. Animal Control will pick him up soon enough."
