Yeah, not jazzed about being a swan (Animated)
Added 2025-02-25 00:35:23 +0000 UTC"'Ohh, but swans are such graceful and beautiful creatures?' Ok, flowers are also beautiful, but would you want to be one? Would you even want to be a swan? Look at me...this is so weird...having a beak like this, I had to completely re-learn how to talk, to even sound halfway normal. And this neck is ridiculously unwieldy...you can't imagine how it feels unless you're cursed like this. I don't want to be a weird bird thing! I want to be normal! But...you know the deal. True love's first kiss...like that ever happens anymore these days..."
