"H-hhheyyy, are you th' FBI, the female booty inspector? 'Cause you're doin' a whole lotta booty inspectin', from what I can see from this angle, hahaaaa, am I right Lauren? Look at this guy...lookin' down on us...just because we're a little buzzed, and there's all this garbage trash everywhere, and it's sooo easy to trip over... -hic- ...Where are my pants? Did you take 'em, guy? Wanted to see this ass that badly, hmm? Well take a good look, the first one's free. Why you look so concerned, Mr. Guy? Also why am I all furry, hahaa...? Look at this, what is this...this is craaaazy, look at me, Lauren...oop, look at YOU, your face, your nose! This is...I dunno...is this normal...?"