Video link: https://files.catbox.moe/mpuydu.mp4
-sniff- "Everyone said this club was friendly to transformed folks, that they didn't judge...it's been hell trying to find a normal job since I got turned into a pig, not that I ever fit into normal jobs anyway. If I'm being honest, a lot of the time I got by on my looks, and dancing was a way to take advantage of that. I'm good at shaking what I've got, but...I guess nobody wants to look at a chubby pig wobbling all around the stage. That's what they said to me...they chuckled and called me a major turnoff, that I'd just remind everybody of Miss Piggy. Is that what I look like? Just a goofy pig, deluding herself into thinking anyone might ever still find her attractive..."