Take me, you hippo stud
Added 2025-02-22 03:56:25 +0000 UTC"When we first turned into hippos on that fateful safari, I thought my life was over...reduced to an animal, a big fat tub of lard with no hope of rejoining society. Which...is still true, I suppose. But you were there with me, just as big and ugly as me, and at least we could be big and ugly together. ❤️ And you've never stopped lovin' me...in both senses...I mean, without much to occupy our time out here, what else is there to do but explore every inch of each other? And oh, have you ever...and it sure seems like you're ready for another deep expedition, eh? I wouldn't have it any other way, my hippo stud."
