I didn't ask for these...these pillows!
Added 2025-02-22 03:51:36 +0000 UTC"What the hell?! I mean, I didn't ask to get transformed into a rat either, but...these are ridiculous! I feel ridiculous! It'd be one thing to just...turn into a natural rat and skitter off into some hole to quietly freak out for the rest of my life...but no one is gonna see these jugs and say 'oh yeah, perfectly normal rat anatomy, you always see them smothered in jiggling mounds.' I look like a total freak...
Please...please don't just leave me like this, it's honestly a little hard to breathe when I'm on my back like this. I don't even want to try running around on all fours, dragging my most sensitive bits across the floor. This is too much, too far..."
