Yes, I'm afraid it's real
Added 2025-02-20 02:14:16 +0000 UTC"I'm sorry ma'am, it's not some prosthetic glued to your face, not some kind of sick joke...you really are turning into a donkey. Your teats, tail and hooves are all real as well. Of course you must feel it, the new sensations from your new appendage...but it isn't surprising that you might be in some denial. We can wait a bit, if you need to process it.
You're not alone...I know that's no consolation, but just to say that we do know what we're talking about. There are dozens like you in this city alone. We're trying to track down the root cause of all this. If you'd come with us, we've got a number of questions we'd like to ask...any recent changes in your daily habits, products you've bought, that sort of thing. We've got some clothing that can hide your features while we make our way down to the van, don't want to start a local panic any larger than it already is.
You will come with us, yes? It'll be a lot easier for everyone if you agree."
