"Hey. Don't freak out on me...no, you're not dreaming, and yes, I'm a giant rabbit. You're the last one to wake up...you must've landed hard when we all got dumped here. Everyone else in the dimensional research team turned into rabbits too...just woke up like this, in the middle of nowhere, without any of our equipment or clothes. No one knows why, most people are too busy dealing with the existential panic to try to think rationally. We all seem fine, as far as human-shaped rabbits are concerned, it's not like we're diseased or damaged in any way...we're just...big fuckin' rabbits.
You are too. And let me say, I never saw you with your pants off before...you are a BIG fuckin' rabbit. I don't know if it's the changes messing with my head, or what...I find you, um...hmm...no, forget I said anything, we need to stay focused. ...Unless?"