That's why they call it Bear Lodge
Added 2025-02-15 23:51:19 +0000 UTC"C'mon, pick up, pick up...Carla? Carla!! You've got to help me...yes, it's me, yes I KNOW I sound different and growly, I'm turning into a fucking BEAR!! I'm all hairy, and huge, and it was almost impossible to poke your icon in the address book with these massive pudgy bear fingers...what...what do you mean, you thought I knew? What, that staying the night in Bear Lodge would turn me into a bear? Is that common fucking knowledge? ...It is. It is? Really? What do you mean, Terry? ...This is what happened to Terry?! Everyone said he ran off into the woods and wasn't seen again! Nobody said that was because he'd turned into a big fat lumbering bear! ...Did you want me to turn into this, is that why you didn't say anything?! ...Well is there a cure? Carla? Can you hear me?? Carla! ...No signal?! Now, of all times! RrrrraraaAAARGHH!!"
