You're very lost (Animated)
Added 2025-01-12 06:23:49 +0000 UTC"Yes, I can tell that you're very lost. Most people don't just accidentally stumble down miles of backroads and switchbacks into abandoned government research facilities. They build them in remote places for a reason. But you probably guessed you were more than lost when a busty donkey lady started talking to you, am I right?
So, here's the thing...this site is kind of the remnants of a failed project, I won't bore you with all the details. Suffice to say, after an outbreak and an ineffectual quarantine, everyone who was anyone pulled out and left those of us who were affected to our own devices. There aren't just donkey people here, we've got some cows and pigs and sheep...we take care of ourselves, grow our own food, the place has been a commune for a few years now.
Why tell you all this rather than how to get where you were going? Well, honey...you're, um...you're kind of already showing signs. Like I said, quarantine was ineffectual, the change works quickly...I don't think you'll be welcome in polite society for much longer. If you're spotted in public they'll haul your ass back here if they don't just kill you. So, welcome to the team. Follow me, I'll introduce you to the others..."
