Anthrats

A Well-Balanced Transformation

Added 2025-01-11 03:49:57 +0000 UTC

"Heyyyy! Haha, surprised? I finally took the plunge...oh, I know we talked about it earlier, and you were worried about all the risks, and the people who don't end up quite the same as they used to be, and all that...I just couldn't help myself!

So, let's see...what I got...sorry, it's a little hard to think, kind of fuzzy on some things...I wanted to be a cute dog, and the guy at the mall stall recommended a Dalmatian. But then he said I'd have a lot of pent up energy and would be bounding all over the place, and that sounded bad. So I asked him if he had anything that could balance it out, and he smirked and said he had just the thing, and gave me a second pill. I didn't really know what he meant but I trusted his judgement. Turns out, it gives me THESE puppies! Kind of hard to go crazy jumping all over the place with these keeping me in place, haha! So I think it all worked out for the best. I get to be an adorable doggo, but I'm also not causing any problems for anyone, since it's a struggle to move at all.

...What? It makes sense to me! I think! Anyway, I'm gonna need you to get me a bowl with my name on it and some dog chow, I'm not really in any position to get any of that like this. C'mon, I'm starting to get hungry!" -pant, pant-