You haven't been honest with me
Added 2025-01-11 03:48:07 +0000 UTC"When you first introduced me to your horse Mandy, I mentioned how it was weird that she had the same name as your ex. You told me, oh, yeah, it was a goofy in-joke between the two of you, she named the horse after herself and it stuck. And then you had your amicable break-up, and she moved away, and you wanted to let her have her privacy and hadn't kept up on her...
So THAT was a lie.
Is it something about the barn, did I trigger something that's morphing me into this...this big disgusting horse body? Or is this your doing, something you do to all your girlfriends when you get bored of them?
In either case, I guess you'll have a horse named Katie to introduce to your next girlfriend, huh. Mandy and I have so much to catch up on..."
