"Now, this baby here...don't make me say the line...
It's kind of unreal, turning into an enormous, fat pig. My weight's fluctuated throughout my life, but this is on a whole other level. I want to say I feel flabby and gross...but I don't, not really. I feel...natural. Like this is how I'm meant to be...wallowing in this barn...every movement causing all of me to ripple and sway...don't you agree I'm meant to be this way? I mean, with the view from back there...don't I look...perfect? -grunt-"
Tom Hembery
2025-01-10 20:03:20 +0000 UTC