After hours at the heavy petting zoo
Added 2025-01-07 03:42:05 +0000 UTC"Hey there...same deal as usual, right? Figured I'd save time and get into position.
Let me tell ya, you're a lifesaver, they don't keep any males around here for me to fool around with, and as easy as you think it'd be to stand around getting pet all day, it gets exhausting. Plus I have to keep eating all those pellets out of everybody's gross hands...I mean, it tastes fine, it's just all gonna go straight to my hips. But I guess that's more cushion for the pushin', am I right?"
