"Why is everyone looking at me funny? I know it's weird seeing me as a cow, but you're gonna have to get u-ooOOOoo-sed to it. The doctor told me I'm stuck this way...
What? ...Oh god, I'm not wearing any bikini bottoms, am I? Or doing anything to cover up this big fleshy thing...might as well be a giant boob...sorry for flashing everyone. It's hard to find anything that will fit to cover it all up, and I also have to deal with the fact that my stupid cow brain feels like it's normal to go around with nothing on. Geeze, I wrap up my chest to try and be mooOOOoodest, and then leave all this hanging out...I'm a bit embarrassed, but...hell, it's a little late, everyone's seen it now anyway, right? Whatever."