"I don't want to hear any complaining out of you. I know I can be a bit rough and insistent...I'm trying to be better about that, I should know better than anyone that humans are a little less robust than us cows. But we need to do this out here as often as possible...it's for the fertility of the harvest, after all! Don't laugh! I've seen what happens when people don't respect the old traditions...a poor crop is the least of our concerns. Look, you can just lay back and let me do all the work, sounds good?"