"Quickly, follow me...oh come on, do we really need to go through all this? You're gawking at me like you have no idea what's going on...haven't you been paying any attention to the news at all? Yes, we're turning into animals. No, there's nothing we can do to stop it. But if we stick together, we should be able to maintain some semblance of our minds indefinitely. They've theorized that just by interacting and staying close, there's some kind of mutually-beneficial something-or-other going on...I don't know how it works, but they've definitely found a lot of people who struck off alone and ended up completely feral. That ain't me. I paid too much for college to lose all that now. So stick close and we'll keep each other afloat...first we need to get out of the city to some place we can graze, and we can start figuring out our next move from there.
Yeah, sex is allowed. Like I said, interaction helps...but I really don't think that would be wise at the moment. Chill. I'd say keep your pants on, but I doubt if they'd fit anymore. Let's get ourselves to safety first and then you can rail me all you like, alright?"