I still need my glasses
Added 2024-12-30 04:12:57 +0000 UTC"I needed my glasses before I started turning into a dog, and I still need 'em after...I mean, my eyesight's getting even worse now, it sucks to only see the world in blues and yellows! But on the flipside, it's absolutely wild, the things I can hear and smell now...I feel like I understand so much about why dogs are the way they are. Half the time I catch myself doing some real doglike things, snuffling around, going on alert, all based on these new senses overwhelming me...it's a lot to take in. I don't know where it ends...maybe I'll just be all dog by the end of this, it's hard not to be.
But speaking of an increased sense of smell...I know what's up, you can't hide anything from me anymore. It's written all over your crotch, almost like a beacon. Don't be embarrassed, I'm totally down! Come on then...you're ready for me, and I'm ready for you..."
