"Us catgirls gotta stick together...don't you worry about him, he doesn't know what he's missing out on...saying you're just too exotic for him now, or too hairy...you're exactly as hairy as you should be, girl. We both are, we're cats now, what else would he expect? If he won't accept you as you are, when you're at your lowest point and need a shoulder to lean on, he doesn't deserve you at your best either. And you and I both know that your best is outstanding.
Listen, we'll wait 'til the pharmacy is closed, then break in with our catlike reflexes and steal a few pints of ice cream, would that help? And then I'll go down on you. Sound like a plan?"