"There's no denying it anymore...I'm...I'm turning into a dog. Probably no going back either, like those other people we heard about on the news...
Ugh...no, I'm not padding around on all fours because I LIKE it, I can't stand up straight on my legs anymore...or I guess now I should call them my hind legs... -whine- Such a wet, muddy day...feels gross on my fing-...o-on my paws, but I guess I'm gonna have to get used to it.
Funny...wore my coat out because I thought it'd be cold out, but I'll have a different kind of coat soon enough...at least I won't be cold.
Sigh...and just what are you looking at?"