"Wow! It took you a while to fight your way through the castle, but you actually managed to slay Master! ...I mean, that vampire guy, he's not anyone's Master anymore. I'm glad I didn't try to stop you. Knew I was betting on the right horse!
Hmm...I would've thought once he was dead, that all his spells would start to crumble, but here I am, still stuck in this form. Maybe it takes some sort of catalyst to undo it? Like a true love's kiss, or something more intense? Are you up for, like, a post-battle morale booster?
And if that doesn't work...maybe I can be your guard dog! I can follow you around, barking fiercely at people who threaten you, helping you do good deeds...I mean, don't judge me based on this whole vampire episode. I didn't want to be beholden to that guy anyway. You seem much nicer! Whaddya say?"
(Sequel to "Cower before the mighty bestial guardian!" from last week!)