"I know you agreed that it'd be fun for me to go on the pig supplements because you think the snouts are cute...that my snout is cute. But surely you knew all the other changes that would be coming, too? I expected to bloat up like this into a huge hog. Were you just unaware of how pigs...are? Most guys would do anything for a girl with thick thighs, a little cushion for the pushin', but here you are whining about your crushed pelvis.
Look, while we're complaining about each other...I'll admit, I didn't think I'd end up feeling so empty and unfulfilled by human dick either. I get rougher with you because I can barely feel anything. Maybe if you'd take some of these supplements too, we could start cookin'...just try a handful of mine. I know the bottle says 'sow,' I think that's just a personalized prescription thing, you should be fine..."