Executive Decisions
Added 2025-01-23 04:32:55 +0000 UTC"AaaaAAH-! U-um, oh yes, we did have a meeting scheduled for right now, which I neglected to cancel. No, no, it's fine...annual performance reviews are import...im, imp-HAWWWW-tant! Erm.
Close the door, this is embarrassing enough. Yes, I turn into a donkey sometimes. I don't know of a more eloquent way to put it. You have no idea haAWW many times I've almost gotten caught...I think somehow you're the first beyond friends and family to see me like this. And...it's worse than that, it's an entire HR nightmare...the wand I keep in my desk isn't for back massages.
Look. This is highly inappropriate, and I'm aware of the power imbalance, superior and subordinate, blah blah blah. My mind is starting to get fried with horny donkey thoughts and I can't take it anymore. Your performance review begins now, and if the office rumors are true about you, it's hard to imagine a scenario where you fail as long as you keep your mouth shut once we're done. Got it?"
