There's something 'off' about this store...
Added 2024-12-08 05:32:56 +0000 UTC"Arf! Wurf? Is that...you, bro? My head feels funny...I remember you dared me to come in here and try on a skirt just to be weird...but the clerk was like totally nice about it, all smiles, and she took me to the changing room and...I remember taking everything off to try the skirt on properly, I guess that's still the only thing I'm wearing now, haha, oops! I'm just...everything got weird after that, I got all hairy and girly...and now she's telling me that I, like, don't have enough money to afford the skirt? I dunno, I'm not very good with numbers. Can I get some money from you, bro? Here, I'll let you fuck me, that should cover it, right? Pleeeease buy this skirt for me, dude...I don't know what happened to my old clothes, and I need SOMETHING, and aren't I cute in it? I can tell you think I'm cute, hehe..."
