"I mean, it was never in doubt that you'd enjoy seeing me like this, we've talked about this for ages. But it was still satisfying to see the look on your face when you finally noticed me. From absent-mindedly telling me about your day, to instantly speechless. Love you, babe.
No, I didn't take out a loan or anything, I've just been saving up for the pill, for longer than we were even discussing it. This is as much for me as it is for you, I've always felt like a cow and wanted to have a cute lil' snout...kind of wanted a bigger bustline too, this might be a bit much, but I'll adjust. Actually, probably have a lot of adjusting to do in the coming weeks...but with some things, you've gotta take the plunge or you'll just never get around to it, am I right?
Now get over here and help me break these babies in. Could use a good motorboating."