"N-no, this can't be happening...I'm...so gross and disgusting...
I've never been the prettiest, I was 'blessed' with more body hair than a girl should have to deal with. School was always a nightmare, I'd shave constantly and it'd always be back, or I'd miss a spot and the catty girls would whisper about my 'mustache.' But I dealt with it...even thought about trying to get laser surgery just to end the problem once and for all.
And now...like some kind of cruel joke...here I am with more hair than ever, and a big bulbous snout on my face, and a disgusting tail...why me? Why am I doomed to always end up as the hairy one?"