"Groooink...girls, we're...I don't know if there's any way to stop this...oh god. Why did we have to mess with that weird old book? -grunt- The first few times we stumbled across incantations to make us look younger, to attract some hot boyfriends...we just had to try one more. Why did we think we would get lucky a third time, not even knowing what any of those chants would do?! U-ugghh, ohhh...my stomach...m-my chest, my face...this is what happens when you mess around with magic...WREEEEE!"