Learning to love llama
Added 2024-12-18 04:29:42 +0000 UTC"You look so down...cheer up, I'm further along than you are and I feel mostly fine. I guess we're losing a lot, but just think about it - life is going to be so much simpler. And we'll still have each other! I don't know whether we'll still be able to talk, but I promise to nuzzle your snout with mine every chance I get. And maybe we can...y'know...tongue...I think llamas have long tongues. Mine feels...mleh...bleaugh...yeah, pretty big and flexible.
Don't know if the guy turning us into his livestock is gonna shear off my shirt, or if I have to wait for it to burst. Getting kind of uncomfortable, here. Guess I should roll over onto my hooves, get a feel for 'em..."
