"Thank god you found me...I...ohhh, what do I do, I can barely move...
I've been taking those cow supplements for a while now, recreationally, you know, just feeling my body changing in subtle ways, inducing lactation....I'd come out here and roleplay a little, be a cow for a few hours. I don't know how they make that stuff, but something was CLEARLY wrong with that last batch. It wouldn't stop...it just wouldn't stop...I've changed more than I ever did before, the snout, the horns...I can't feel my feet, I haven't been able to see them...th-they're hooves, aren't they? And...obviously, all this...there's no way I can stand like this. Maybe you can help me roll out into the yard? And we can try to figure out where to go from here..."