Don't be a stranger (Animated)
Added 2024-10-08 03:40:55 +0000 UTC"I just love meeting new people, especially those who aren't turned off by my...free-spirited attire choices. Mmm, you're cute. See, this is one of the reasons I go commando, not only do I get to read you, but it gives others the chance to read me right back. I'm an open book...and you're welcome to slip right between my pages.
No, wait, that's a stupid metaphor. Sorry, after a drink or two I get stupid philosophical. You want to rail me in the alley out back? There's a great dumpster we can check out there, too."
