"Phew...hahh...been too long since I had a good workout like that! It's tough, stuck in this pig body...you kind of reach an equilibrium where you're just 'meant' to be fat and flabby, but I don't want to settle for that...I want to try to get healthier, maybe get some better prospects with guys, in spite of all of this. Maybe they'll look past the nose and ears if I can get rid of all this chub.
...Why is everyone staring? ...Fuck, I used my shirt to wipe off, didn't I? Sorry for the eyeful everyone, sorry...I forget I have all these, sometimes...god dammit."