"Ok...ok...don't freak out...breathe...
I'm a gazelle, somehow...just out here taking some nature photos, what could go wrong?! And...and I picked up that gazelle skull, cool souvenir, right? Could position it for a nice dramatic photo...only it started glowing, and spinning, and I blacked out, and...here I am...
I don't seem to be changing any further, so that's good at least...but I'm sure I probably smell like a gazelle, and any predators probably wouldn't hesitate. I need to figure out which way north is, and try to find my way back to the truck...god it's so weird, trying to walk on hooves...who am I kidding, this is insane, what am I gonna do?!"