"Here we go again...I tell ya, I go through these shirts like I go through black hair dye. At least it wasn't one of my band shirts...
...Ok, yeah, I kind of expected it to shred as I transformed. Sue me, I like the aesthetic, and also watching everybody else's scandalized reactions. You seemed to react a little differently, though. You want some of this? Do I turn you on? Wait, let me guess what you're thinking... 'is she toying with me, or am I about to get my dick wet?' Ask yourself this: why not both, Mr. rat enjoyer?"