Casually squirting down the street
Added 2024-09-01 02:46:14 +0000 UTCSometimes when it's a nice day out and you have nothing better to do, it can be fun to meet up with your girlfriend and take a walk, talking and laughing and spraying milk from your rat tits the whole way. It gets boring, cooped up inside waiting for the pump to finish, and it's so liberating to just hang loose and let it happen. Usually you have to massage it a bit to get things started, but once the faucet's open it can last a surprising amount of time. Lately you've been making a game out of it to see who can keep leaking the longest.
