"I mean, just LOOK at all this. Every part of me has changed...all squishy and lumpy all over. I've never been real curvy like this before, everything jiggles like crazy when I slap it. They really don't warn you about how different it feels, turning into a cow girl. And the new sensations inside...the libido...look, I'm not showing everything off to you for no reason, dude. I don't know how more unsubtle I have to get."