"Hey, I've been listening to the radio over at my desk too. Everyone in the city's suddenly turned into a pig, huh? And they don't know the cause? Well it's your lucky night, because I'm horny as fuck, and you and I are the only ones working late. I guess I could go find the security guard, but I've always thought you were kinda cute, and I know you've had your eye on me, too. No, I don't think we'll regret it later. If being a piggy is having this effect on everyone, I guarantee you the rest of the city is already an orgy of grunts and squeals. Now get up. The couch in conference room B should be perfect."