"You've never met a girl-turned-donkey before? Yes, it presents some unique challenges. Look, I have to deal with these things hanging off my crotch...what? Oh, don't freak out, we're alone. Actually I hate it here, I'm only stuck in this convent because my religious parents thought my change was some sort of curse and shipped me off to be a nun. You'd be surprised how many of us have the same story. At this point in my life I don't have a lot of other options, though. My main struggle is how bad things get during estrus...y'know, I didn't flash you my goods for no reason. I think the confession booth is empty right now..."