Sign my petition?
Added 2024-07-01 02:18:47 +0000 UTC"Hey there! Looks like our attention-grabbing methods are working. ❤️ If I could just take a minute of your time...listen, I know it's a huge annoyance to get bothered by someone asking for your signature on some random petition, I've been there too. But the city is looking to shut down our genetics lab, citing 'unethical mutagen experiments' and other outlandish claims along those lines. Our work is completely aboveboard and fully consensual among everyone involved, and I don't just work there, I'm also a client, as you can see! If you want to meet more girls like me, or even take part in a trial yourself, please sign here to help save our lab! We take donations too."
