"Or should I say too much pig? Basically, tell me if I'm too much for you. I know you said you liked pig girls, but reality is often very different from expectation. It must feel...weird...to have me riding you like this and suddenly have 100, 150 pounds ballooning out on top of you. Obviously my shirt couldn't take it either!
I'm just thoroughly self-conscious and don't want to cause you any problems."