"Oh, all this? I'm VERY between partners right now and it's weird to ask anyone else to help me deal with the constant milking. I get so exasperated that I just let them express themselves whenever they feel like it. Whoop, there goes a little more, you see what I mean? No way I would get away with wearing clothes out here.
You what? I can't tell if you're flirting with me or being a perv. You don't want this stuff raw on a hot day. But...you know what, screw it, if you want to help, stop by this address in the afternoon tomorrow."