"Good evening, gentlemen! We can tell from your reaction that we've already made a strong impression on you. The Deer Council prides itself on sending representatives tailored especially to individual tastes, which is why they sent a bleached blonde with four tits for you, and a brunette with big knockers and a few extra pounds for your friend here. No judgement for taste, it's our pleasure.
Yes, there is a Deer Council intent on seducing various males back to our compound, for reasons you'll find out soon enough. We're not worried about telling you this openly because you're obviously still coming along with us, right? Of course you are. It never takes too much convincing. ❤️"